:root {
  --pink: #f5268d;
  --cyan: #15d9df;
  --yellow: #fff21a;
  --purple: #6a1a8b;
  --red: #e92127;
  --navy: #132261;
  --paper: #fffbd5;
}

* { box-sizing: border-box; }

html { background: var(--cyan); }

body {
  margin: 0;
  min-width: 320px;
  color: #10184e;
  font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;
  background:
    radial-gradient(circle, rgba(255,255,255,.72) 2px, transparent 3px) 0 0 / 27px 27px,
    linear-gradient(135deg, #12d9df, #9cf6ef 44%, #f7fe95 45%, #fff55a 55%, #ff8ec6 56%, #f5278e);
}

.tv-lines {
  position: fixed;
  z-index: 20;
  inset: 0;
  pointer-events: none;
  opacity: .16;
  background: repeating-linear-gradient(0deg, transparent 0 3px, rgba(15,15,40,.18) 4px);
  mix-blend-mode: multiply;
}

.top-alert {
  min-height: 2.45rem;
  padding: .58rem 1rem .48rem;
  display: flex;
  justify-content: space-between;
  gap: 1rem;
  color: white;
  background: var(--navy);
  border-bottom: 5px solid var(--yellow);
  font-family: "Arial Black", Impact, sans-serif;
  font-size: clamp(.68rem, 1vw, .82rem);
  text-transform: uppercase;
  letter-spacing: .08em;
}

main {
  width: min(1180px, calc(100% - 2rem));
  margin: 1.4rem auto 2rem;
  overflow: hidden;
  background: var(--paper);
  border: 7px ridge #f4b600;
  box-shadow: 13px 15px 0 rgba(69,17,95,.55), 22px 25px 0 rgba(255,255,255,.45);
}

.brand {
  position: relative;
  padding: 1.15rem 1rem 1.5rem;
  text-align: center;
  background:
    linear-gradient(90deg, transparent 49.2%, rgba(255,255,255,.6) 49.5% 50.5%, transparent 50.8%),
    linear-gradient(var(--pink), #ff67b0);
  border-bottom: 10px double white;
}

.pre-logo {
  margin: 0;
  font-family: "Comic Sans MS", cursive;
  font-size: clamp(.72rem, 1.2vw, .95rem);
  font-weight: 700;
}

.logo-wrap {
  position: relative;
  width: fit-content;
  margin: -.15rem auto 0;
  transform: rotate(-2deg);
}

h1 {
  margin: 0;
  color: var(--yellow);
  font-family: "Arial Black", Impact, sans-serif;
  font-size: clamp(3.7rem, 9.5vw, 8.2rem);
  line-height: .95;
  text-transform: uppercase;
  letter-spacing: -.07em;
  -webkit-text-stroke: clamp(2px, .35vw, 5px) white;
  text-shadow:
    4px 4px 0 #f3382f,
    8px 8px 0 var(--purple),
    12px 12px 0 rgba(40,20,80,.22);
}

.tm {
  position: absolute;
  top: .25rem;
  right: -2rem;
  color: white;
  font-weight: 900;
}

.new-burst, .wow {
  display: grid;
  place-items: center;
  width: 7rem;
  aspect-ratio: 1;
  color: white;
  background: var(--red);
  clip-path: polygon(50% 0,61% 22%,79% 7%,78% 31%,100% 29%,82% 48%,99% 62%,75% 65%,82% 89%,59% 77%,48% 100%,39% 77%,15% 91%,21% 66%,0 56%,22% 44%,4% 25%,29% 26%,28% 3%);
  font-family: "Comic Sans MS", cursive;
  font-size: 1.35rem;
  font-weight: 900;
  text-transform: uppercase;
  transform: rotate(13deg);
}

.new-burst {
  position: absolute;
  z-index: 4;
  right: -5rem;
  bottom: -2.5rem;
}

.brand-line {
  display: inline-block;
  margin: .7rem 0 0;
  padding: .32rem .75rem;
  color: white;
  background: var(--purple);
  font-family: Georgia, serif;
  font-size: clamp(1rem, 1.8vw, 1.4rem);
  font-style: italic;
  font-weight: 700;
  transform: skew(-7deg);
}

.sales-floor {
  display: grid;
  grid-template-columns: .88fr 1.3fr;
  gap: 1rem;
  padding: 1.3rem;
  background:
    linear-gradient(90deg, transparent 50%, rgba(21,217,223,.2) 50%),
    repeating-linear-gradient(135deg, rgba(255,242,26,.14) 0 12px, transparent 12px 24px);
}

.pitch {
  position: relative;
  padding: .4rem .7rem 1rem;
}

.at-last {
  margin: 0 0 -.55rem;
  color: var(--pink);
  font-family: "Brush Script MT", "Comic Sans MS", cursive;
  font-size: clamp(2.2rem, 5vw, 4rem);
  font-weight: 700;
  transform: rotate(-7deg);
}

h2 {
  margin: 0;
  color: var(--navy);
  font-family: "Arial Black", Impact, sans-serif;
  font-size: clamp(2.25rem, 4.6vw, 4.2rem);
  line-height: .89;
  text-transform: uppercase;
  letter-spacing: -.045em;
  text-shadow: 3px 3px 0 var(--cyan);
}

.promise {
  margin: 1rem 0;
  color: var(--red);
  font-family: Georgia, serif;
  font-size: clamp(1.05rem, 2vw, 1.45rem);
  font-style: italic;
  font-weight: 900;
  line-height: 1.2;
}

.benefits {
  margin: 1rem 0 1.2rem;
  padding: .85rem .85rem .7rem;
  list-style: none;
  background: white;
  border: 3px dashed var(--pink);
  box-shadow: 6px 6px 0 var(--cyan);
  font-weight: 800;
  line-height: 1.55;
}

.benefits span { color: #00a936; font-size: 1.15em; }

.order-button {
  display: block;
  padding: 1rem 1.1rem .85rem;
  color: white;
  background: linear-gradient(#ff594f 0 48%, #d8141a 52% 100%);
  border: 5px outset #ffcf67;
  border-radius: .8rem;
  box-shadow: 0 7px 0 #86131b;
  text-align: center;
  text-decoration: none;
  text-transform: uppercase;
  transform: rotate(-1deg);
  transition: transform .15s;
}

.order-button span {
  display: block;
  font-family: "Arial Black", Impact, sans-serif;
  font-size: clamp(1.25rem, 2.7vw, 2rem);
  text-shadow: 2px 2px 0 #720913;
}

.order-button small {
  display: block;
  margin-top: .2rem;
  font-size: .77rem;
  font-weight: 900;
  letter-spacing: .08em;
}

.order-button:hover, .order-button:focus-visible { transform: rotate(1deg) scale(1.035); }
.order-button:focus-visible, footer a:focus-visible { outline: 4px solid var(--navy); outline-offset: 4px; }

.urgency {
  margin: .8rem 0 0;
  text-align: center;
  font-size: .78rem;
  font-weight: 900;
  text-transform: uppercase;
}

.demonstration {
  position: relative;
  align-self: center;
  margin: 0;
  padding: .7rem .7rem .45rem;
  background: white;
  border: 4px solid var(--purple);
  box-shadow: 8px 8px 0 var(--pink);
  transform: rotate(1.2deg);
}

.demonstration img {
  display: block;
  width: 100%;
  height: auto;
  border: 2px solid var(--navy);
  filter: saturate(1.12) contrast(1.04);
}

.demonstration figcaption {
  padding: .45rem .1rem .1rem;
  color: #444;
  font-family: "Comic Sans MS", cursive;
  font-size: .72rem;
  text-align: right;
}

.stump-ribbon {
  position: absolute;
  z-index: 3;
  left: -1.35rem;
  right: -1.35rem;
  bottom: 3.3rem;
  padding: .55rem 4.8rem .48rem 1rem;
  color: var(--navy);
  background: linear-gradient(#fff956, #ffc51b);
  border: 4px double var(--navy);
  box-shadow: 5px 5px 0 rgba(245,38,141,.8);
  text-align: center;
  transform: rotate(-3.2deg);
}

.stump-ribbon strong {
  display: block;
  font-family: "Arial Black", Impact, sans-serif;
  font-size: clamp(.9rem, 1.7vw, 1.35rem);
  line-height: 1;
  text-transform: uppercase;
}

.stump-ribbon small {
  display: block;
  margin-top: .22rem;
  font-size: clamp(.48rem, .75vw, .62rem);
  font-weight: 800;
}

.wow {
  position: absolute;
  right: -2.7rem;
  bottom: -2.2rem;
  width: 6.7rem;
  background: var(--purple);
  transform: rotate(-14deg);
}

.proof {
  display: grid;
  grid-template-columns: repeat(3, 1fr);
  border-top: 8px solid var(--navy);
  border-bottom: 8px solid var(--navy);
}

.proof article {
  min-height: 9rem;
  padding: 1rem;
  display: flex;
  flex-direction: column;
  justify-content: center;
  text-align: center;
  background: var(--yellow);
}

.proof .proof-middle { color: white; background: var(--pink); }

.proof article + article { border-left: 6px dotted var(--navy); }

.proof strong {
  font-family: "Arial Black", Impact, sans-serif;
  font-size: clamp(1.5rem, 3vw, 2.7rem);
  line-height: 1;
  text-transform: uppercase;
  transform: skew(-5deg);
}

.proof span { margin-top: .65rem; font-size: .78rem; font-weight: 800; }

.marquee {
  overflow: hidden;
  padding: .58rem 0;
  color: white;
  background: var(--purple);
  font-family: "Arial Black", Impact, sans-serif;
  font-size: 1rem;
  white-space: nowrap;
}

.marquee div {
  width: max-content;
  animation: crawl 20s linear infinite;
}

footer {
  padding: 1rem 1.2rem 1.35rem;
  display: flex;
  align-items: end;
  justify-content: space-between;
  gap: 1rem;
  background: white;
}

.legal {
  max-width: 44rem;
  margin: 0;
  color: #343434;
  font-size: .62rem;
  line-height: 1.35;
}

footer a {
  flex: 0 0 auto;
  color: var(--navy);
  font-weight: 900;
}

@keyframes crawl {
  to { transform: translateX(-50%); }
}

@media (max-width: 760px) {
  .top-alert { justify-content: center; text-align: center; }
  .top-alert-center, .top-alert span:last-child { display: none; }
  main { width: calc(100% - 1rem); margin-top: .7rem; border-width: 4px; box-shadow: 7px 8px 0 rgba(69,17,95,.55); }
  .brand { padding-bottom: 2.3rem; }
  .new-burst { width: 5.2rem; right: -1.2rem; bottom: -3.5rem; font-size: 1rem; }
  .tm { right: -.9rem; }
  .sales-floor { grid-template-columns: 1fr; padding: 1rem; }
  .pitch { padding: .5rem 0 1.2rem; }
  .demonstration { order: -1; transform: rotate(.5deg); }
  .stump-ribbon {
    left: -.8rem;
    right: -.8rem;
    bottom: 2.7rem;
    padding: .5rem 3.9rem .45rem .7rem;
  }
  .wow { right: -1rem; bottom: -2rem; width: 5.2rem; font-size: 1rem; }
  .proof { grid-template-columns: 1fr; }
  .proof article { min-height: 7rem; }
  .proof article + article { border-left: 0; border-top: 5px dotted var(--navy); }
  footer { align-items: start; flex-direction: column; }
}

@media (prefers-reduced-motion: reduce) {
  *, *::before, *::after { animation: none !important; transition: none !important; }
}